yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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