Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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