she was so not down for the gang bang
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have post one night stand depression
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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