...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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