He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i out mim tonsoeep
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