what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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