saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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