Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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