On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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