That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We got so high we made milksteak
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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