i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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