I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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