I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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