It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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