10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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