One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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