I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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