Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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