Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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