it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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