The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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