Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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