I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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