I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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