At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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