So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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