So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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