May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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