this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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