She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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