Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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