Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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