Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Never underestimate the power of titties
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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