Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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