At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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