Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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