You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
NoShamevember. You game?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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