margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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