the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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