Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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