Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
a search helicopter?!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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