I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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