Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
send nudes
from the living room?
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