ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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