I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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