just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
