So drunk its hurt
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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