have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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