Christians are straight up FREAKS
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I know her cup size but not her name....
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