What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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