Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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