i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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