At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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