I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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